Street Conversation LXXV

This is the fastest lesson I ever made, based on a comedy video which I did in the spring, perfect for pickup. The audio is in the video above. Just click on the picture of today’s lesson.

Când eram în clasa a 5-a, aveam o replică cu care abordam fetele.

Întrebam „ești țigancă”? Replica asta nu a funcționat niciodată și de-aia azi după 15 ani o să caut una mai bună.

Cu ce replică te-a abordat prietenul tău?

Mi-a răspuns la un story pe instagram și mi-a zis că pare că am mustață de mexican.

Purtai o mustață măcar?

Nu, faceam doar așa.

Asta a fost tot.

Translation

When I was in 5th grade, I had a line that I would approach girls with.

I would ask “are you a gypsy”? This line never worked and that’s why today after 15 years I’m going to look for a better one.

What line did your boyfriend approach you with?

He replied to an Instagram story and told me that it looks like I have a Mexican mustache.

Did you even wear a mustache?

No, I was just doing that.

That was all.

Vocabulary LXXV

replică – reply, line

mustață – mustache

a funcționa – to work

țigan – gypsy

mexican – mexican

a aborda – to approach